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Camp Mamdani
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Camp Mamdani Shirt Welcome to Camp Mamdani - Summer Camp for Capitalist Pigs, Landlords & Kulaks. Where the vibes are ironic, the slogans are loud, and every single day is Labor Day! This tee flips ideology into pure satire, mixing political edge with streetwear attitude. Not subtle. Not neutral. Exactly the point. Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend…
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Crayons and Caviar
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Crayons & Caviar Shirt Because nothing says “trust us” like a luxury name and a whole lot of questionable energy. This shirt plays off the idea of a too-good-to-be-true daycare, where the branding is flawless, the vibes are expensive, and the details…well, don’t look too closely. It’s satire at its loudest - perfect for anyone who loves calling out the…
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I Need You To Pwease Lock In
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- I Need You To Pwease Lock In Shirt Loud, ironic, and impossible to ignore. Featuring a caricature-style patriotic version of JD Vance and the phrase “I need you to pwease lock in,” this shirt leans all the way into political absurdity. Perfect for sparking conversations - or ending them. Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S,…
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The Warmth of Collectivism
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- The Warmth of Collectivism Shirt Nothing says “togetherness” quite like this. This shirt flips optimism on its head, using stark historical imagery to deliver a sarcastic take on unity, power, and the stories we tell about them. Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble…
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PedoChipper 3000
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Unleash your dark humor with the PedoChipper 3000 tee! This bold black shirt features a retro woodchipper graphic and the cheeky slogan "Mulching Neighborhood MAPs Since 1972"—a satirical jab at "minor attracted persons." Perfect for those who love edgy, ironic style. Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions:…
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1984<1776 Hat
- $35.00
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TSP VAL Hat
- $35.00
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Cut the Head off the Snake Hat
- $35.00
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Redneck Hippie Duck Farmer
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Celebrate the quirky charm of country life with the Redneck Hippie Duck Farmer tee! This black shirt is for free spirits who love their ducks, peace, and a down-home vibe—blending redneck grit with hippie soul. Wear it, quack it, love it! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions:…
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1984<1776
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Stand tall with the 1984<1776 tee—where the oppressive 1984 vibe gets pierced by the rebellious spirit of 1776! This bold black shirt screams resistance against Big Brother, perfect for freedom-loving patriots. Wear your independence loud and proud! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble…
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Cut the Head Off the Snake
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Cut the Head Off the Snake T-Shirt - Rebel Edition Ignite your rebellious spirit with the Cut the Head Off the Snake tee! Featuring a fierce rattlesnake with a severed head, this black shirt embodies ungovernable freedom and a bold distrust of centralized power. Perfect for the fiercely independent! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S,…
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Strike Steady Survival Ready
- Price range: $30.00 through $32.00
- Amp up your preparedness game with the Strike Steady Survival Ready T-Shirt! This striking black tee showcases a fierce rattlesnake coiled with lightning, paired with the bold "Strike Steady Survival Ready" mantra—perfect for those committed to self-sufficiency and ready for anything life throws your way. Embrace the mindset of resilience! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available:…
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