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PedoChipper 30000
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Unleash your dark humor with the PedoChipper 3000 tee! This bold black shirt features a retro woodchipper graphic and the cheeky slogan "Mulching Neighborhood MAPs Since 1972"—a satirical jab at "minor attracted persons." Perfect for those who love edgy, ironic style. Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions:…
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Redneck Hippie Duck Farmer
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Celebrate the quirky charm of country life with the Redneck Hippie Duck Farmer tee! This black shirt is for free spirits who love their ducks, peace, and a down-home vibe—blending redneck grit with hippie soul. Wear it, quack it, love it! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions:…
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1984<1776
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Stand tall with the 1984<1776 tee—where the oppressive 1984 vibe gets pierced by the rebellious spirit of 1776! This bold black shirt screams resistance against Big Brother, perfect for freedom-loving patriots. Wear your independence loud and proud! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL Color: Black Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble…
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Cut the Head Off the Snake
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Cut the Head Off the Snake T-Shirt - Rebel Edition Ignite your rebellious spirit with the Cut the Head Off the Snake tee! Featuring a fierce rattlesnake with a severed head, this black shirt embodies ungovernable freedom and a bold distrust of centralized power. Perfect for the fiercely independent! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available: S,…
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Strike Steady Survival Ready
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Amp up your preparedness game with the Strike Steady Survival Ready T-Shirt! This striking black tee showcases a fierce rattlesnake coiled with lightning, paired with the bold "Strike Steady Survival Ready" mantra—perfect for those committed to self-sufficiency and ready for anything life throws your way. Embrace the mindset of resilience! Product Details: Material: 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend Sizes Available:…
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Warrior In The Garden
- $30.00 – $32.00
- Elevate your style with the Sentinel Helmet T-Shirt from TSP Swag Shop! Inspired by Miyamoto Musashi’s "The Book of Five Rings," this black tee boasts a bold sentinel helmet emblem on the back and the powerful quote, "It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war"—a nod to "The Survival Podcast’s" call for…
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